Making Up Jokes

We have creative girls in so many ways. Alex loves to make up songs (and rhymes!) and Dani's latest craze is making up punny jokes.

Q: What do you call a dancing raspberry?
A: A Jazzberry!

Q: What do you use to power an electric cake?
A: Batter-ies

Q: What do you call blueberries when you first buy them?
A: Newberries

Q: What's a horse's favorite fruit?
A: Strawberries!

Q: What do you call nuts that are very old?
A: Oldmonds

Q: What does an alien who is feeling really hot say when it sees a vent?
A: That's the coolest thing ever!

Q: What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A: A plumpkin!

Q: What do you call a flying weapon?
A: A soared.

Q: What's a plant's favorite food?
A: A Tree-t

Q: What's the only color that doesn't tell the truth?
A: Lie-lac

Q: What's the only golden food?
A: Nuggets

Q: What is the most colorful fruit?
A:  A crayon-berry

Ben's jokes are a little different...

Q: What do you call a spoon that is not a spoon?
A: A fork!

Q: What do you call orange juice that is not orange juice?
A: Water.

Q: What do you call a thing that has a head, a body and two legs?
A: A person

Q: Why was there a hole in the ground?
A: Because someone digged it!

But he came up with this one last week:
Q: What is the only country you can store things in?
A: CANada

He's getting there!

Alex has had her share of funny jokes too.

Q: Why did the cheetah not play fair?
A: Because he's a cheetah!

Q: What is the only edible festival?
A: The Steak Fair

Q: What's the only fruit you can sit in?
A: A Chairy!